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The 5 Best Times to Have a Quickie (If You are a Parent)

By February 6, 2015 W.I.F.E

When you’re a parent, you have to “get it in” when you can. We have three kids, so at any point after they wake up – kids are basically everywhere! Many times mom get a bad rap when it comes to sex. You hear mom (or wives period) are too tired because of work, motherhood duties and just life! Tired doesn’t mean you don’t want to have sex! You might just not want an all out make love session. Sometimes a quickie is all you need to get some energy, make the hubby happy (because we know he won’t complain), and shooooot make you happy too!

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Here are 5 of the best times of day to have a quickie with your husband:

1. In the morning before the kids get up.

Set your alarm for a few minutes before you normally get up and get in a few minutes of quick good sex. Maybe you shouldn’t wear any underwear to bed, making it easy to slip and then dip!

2. While the kids are doing homework.

If your kids are big enough, you can get them situated at the kitchen table or their desk and sneak away to the bathroom. With a quickie you don’t have to take your clothes off. If you have a dress on, lift it up … you know the rest.

3. When the Grandparents are watching the kids.

Has your mother or in-laws ever come over and just wanted to play with the grand babies, giving you a few minutes of free time to clean, run errands or take a much needed break? It’s a perfect time for you and your spouse to sneak away to the basement and slide those panties to the side real quick.

4. While the kids are at practice.

Now, I have never did this but that doesn’t mean you can’t. If you have children that are in activities like cheerleading, track, and football – you could actually sneak away with your spouse to the back seat of the car. I know it’s risqué, but you know you did it when you were dating it least once!

5. In the shower

Why not join your spouse in the shower and make it fun. The kids will think you are just getting clean and going about your normal routine, but the truth is you are getting a quickie that will put a little pep in your step for the rest of the day.

Have you tried any of these? Which one would you be willing to try?

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  • Reply Mimi February 6, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    #TeamMorning!!!!
    Lol at slip and dip

    • Reply Bernetta February 7, 2015 at 9:03 am

      #Teammorning! LOVE IT!

  • Reply Carissa February 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm

    Usually we are #1or #5…my kids are little so its still easy to get it in…but these are good ideas to keep in mind when they get older!

    • Reply Bernetta February 7, 2015 at 9:03 am

      I hear ya!! Just wait tho! Just wait!

  • Reply Lynn February 7, 2015 at 3:11 am

    Although, we only have 1 teenager in the house… We typically get it innnnn in DA MORNINGS!!!!!

  • Reply MJ February 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

    Clearly I’m doing this thing all wrong. LOL. These kids have taken over! I need to print this and keep it with me but hide it from the Hubs. Bwahahaha

    • Reply Bernetta February 7, 2015 at 9:03 am

      Hahahah!! Yes, keep this list! Or show it to your hubby!

  • Reply Cass February 7, 2015 at 8:55 am

    I’m in love at first read! Love your site Bernetta! #3 would freak me out lol. Unless the house is big enough! Great post! Ps. The photo of you and your hubby is soooo freaking cute! #BrownBlogLove

    • Reply Bernetta February 7, 2015 at 9:02 am

      Thank you so much!! You just gotta go for the gusto! LOL

  • Reply Kendra February 7, 2015 at 9:55 am

    Funny..my husband is loving these!

  • Reply Kimberly February 7, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    I am also a fan of #teammorning and love shower time.

  • Reply Tarsha Tremble February 7, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Hey lady, my and the hubby thought we were the ones that invented #1 and #5. Because sometimes he is just as tired as I am at night, after a long day of work, homework and kiddie activities.
    Love the article.

  • Reply Melody February 8, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    I don’t have kids but I will keep this in mind for when they do come into the picture. lol

  • Reply Siobhan (BeFree Project) February 8, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    #1 + #2 are my go to. You’re absolutely right we have to get it in where we can fit in. 🙂

  • Reply Vashti (veepeejay.com) February 8, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    LOL…at slip and dip! I don’t have as yet but sometimes life can get busy. Filing away for later 😉

  • Reply Tori February 9, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    I’m just here for the comments! Oh and LMAO @ slip and dip and “slide ya panties to the side!”

  • Reply Kerissa February 10, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Oh what hot and sizzling moments I have to look forward to when He finds me. And you right, some of us who were sexing before we got a hold of God’s truth did some of these things and they were pretty good. Now I can imagine what it’s like with your covenant partner. Can’t wait..well I can, ha ha haaaa 🙂

  • Reply Renae February 11, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    I love all of these, I don’t think I’ll be trying # 4 but all the others are a go for us over here. And, LOL for the Slip & Dip!!

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  • Reply Katherine G June 8, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    Lmao! This is your best article ever! Yes to all of these. You got to get it when you can.

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